Privacy Policy

Hey, your business is your business, understand?  I’m just trying to help. You think I’m going to turn around and sell you out to some hotshot dot-com who wants a crack at my key demographics?  No way, not unless that check they’re waving in my face is really, really big.

So rest easy, Internet User, you’ve probably already been targeted for direct e-mail marketing opportunities five million times today, but believe you me, no one, and I mean no one, got any of your information from me.

Really.

Honest.

Swear.