03 May 2000 - A Life of Scalding Water
08 May 2000 - So Long, Charlie Brown
09 May 2000 - Supercharge Your Kitten
30 May 2000 - The Right Amount of Milk
16 Jun 2000 - Wayne Gretzky Doesn't "Wave"
12 Jul 2000   - You Must Watch "Survivor"
30 Jul 2000   - The Week in Celebrites/Larry of Arabia
31 Jul 2000   - The Speed of Doughnuts
22 Aug 2000 - An Official Prediction
01 Jan 2001 - 010101
07 Jan 2001 - Why "Survivor 2" Is Going To Blow
14 Jan 2001 - Five Reasons Batman Would Never Move to Los Angeles
21 Jan 2001 - How to Put On the Golden Globes
04 Feb 2001 - Why "Survivor: The Australian Outback" is the Greatest Thing in the History of Television
04 Feb 2001 - Another Year O' Fun
20 Feb 2001 - An Open Letter To My Postmaster
28 Mar 2001 - What Do You Do With 25 Marshmallows?
08 Apr 2001 - Best Mother In Universe Contest Called Off; Winner Found in Ashland, Oregon
20 Apr 2001 - Columnistic Goulash
24 Jul 2001 - Why Guys Do The Things They Do
12 Aug 2001 - Moron of the Week: Mandy Lauderdale
19 Oct 2001 - A Tiny Corner of Hate
14 Nov 2001 - Action News at Five Wall of Shame