So what happened to all the stuff I wrote for the web before the most recent relaunch? You should be able to find most of it here. A WARNING ABOUT FORMAT: I'm still (five years in to this) learning about web design, and how to make pages that don't require you to do massive amounts of recoding every time you change something. It shouldn't be much of a problem here, either. I'm just saying you're probably going to have to use that "back" button on your browser if you want to make it back here. This material is presented in the interest of archival completeness, and is not to be used as an example of proper HTML format/coding/etc. But here some of it is! Let's start with the archive page of "Intermittent Transmissions," the former main content draw of The Colin Campbell Network.

Welcome to Intermittent Transmissions!  Here you'll find random thoughts and assorted ramblings, all with one goal in mind:  The entertainment of you, the home Internet reader!   Here's the complete archive: 03 May 2000 - A Life of Scalding Water 08 May 2000 - So Long, Charlie Brown 09 May 2000 - Supercharge Your Kitten 30 May 2000 - The Right Amount of Milk 16 Jun 2000 - Wayne Gretzky Doesn't "Wave" 12 Jul 2000   - You Must Watch "Survivor" 30 Jul 2000   - The Week in Celebrites/Larry of Arabia 31 Jul 2000   - The Speed of Doughnuts 22 Aug 2000 - An Official Prediction 01 Jan 2001 - 010101 07 Jan 2001 - Why "Survivor 2" Is Going To Blow 14 Jan 2001 - Five Reasons Batman Would Never Move to Los Angeles 21 Jan 2001 - How to Put On the Golden Globes 04 Feb 2001 - Why "Survivor: The Australian Outback" is the Greatest Thing in the History of Television 04 Feb 2001 - Another Year O' Fun 20 Feb 2001 - An Open Letter To My Postmaster 28 Mar 2001 - What Do You Do With 25 Marshmallows? 08 Apr 2001 - Best Mother In Universe Contest Called Off; Winner Found in Ashland, Oregon 20 Apr 2001 - Columnistic Goulash 24 Jul 2001 - Why Guys Do The Things They Do 12 Aug 2001 - Moron of the Week: Mandy Lauderdale 19 Oct 2001 - A Tiny Corner of Hate 14 Nov 2001 - Action News at Five Wall of Shame

Below, you'll see the pages from my old site, The Punch Drunk Monkey-Thon. This page was home to a weekly column for, oh, looks like about 21 months. Not bad!

Catch up with what's going on in my life, via this weekly column. I'm 31, I live in Los Angeles, and here's my take on the world today. 9/20/98 -- The Home for Wayward Stories, Pt. II 9/13/98 -- The Blame Game 9/6/98 -- Homeric Justice 8/30/98 -- Legacy 8/23/98 -- Summer Heat 8/16/98 -- The Seventh Sign 8/9/98 -- My Plan for World Peace 8/2/98 -- Column Bits 7/26/98 -- Commercial Overload 7/20/98 -- Bonus Guest Column! World Cup Fever! 7/19/98 -- Ode to Appliances 7/12/98 -- English, Mostly 7/5/98 -- Taking the Fall 6/28/98 -- Free Ramen, Perfect Scares, and More Dating Blather 6/21/98 -- Pride (In the Name of Money) 6/14/98 -- Reverse Dating/Cool Baseball Things 6/7/98 -- Anger is an Energy 5/31/98 -- A Few Words About Phil 5/24/98 -- We're From the Media, and We're Here to Help 5/17/98 -- The Home For Wayward Stories 5/14/98 -- Bonus! That's It? 5/10/98 -- Letters, We Get Letters 5/3/98 -- Drawing the Line 4/26/98 -- You're Out of Vanilla? 4/19/98 -- Mal Perro 4/12/98 -- Baseball, Cooking, and Lotto Fever 4/5/98 -- Opening Day '98 3/29/98 -- Oscars Eleven 3/22/98 -- The Fall of Civilization 3/15/98 -- Innocent of Being Guilty 3/8/98 -- Can We Just Wrap This Whole Thing Up? 3/1/98 -- Housecleaning 2/22/98 -- Still Paying the Price 2/15/98 -- Three Issues, and Valentines 2/8/98 -- Olympic Fever 2/1/98 -- Thirty-One 1/25/98 -- Survival 1/18/98 -- Violations 1/11/98 -- So What's The Deal With That? 1/4/98 -- Resolved, Too 1/1/98 -- Bonus! That Was The Year That Was 12/28/97 -- Scoreboard 12/21/97 -- Holiday Weekend O' Fun 12/14/97 -- In Praise of Hockey 12/7/97 -- Sorry, Coach, I Lost My Head 11/30/97 -- I'm Sorry, Bobby Shriver 11/23/97 -- Saturn's Rings 11/16/97 -- Goodbye, U.S. Postal Service 11/9/97 -- Catching Up 11/2/97 -- Wedding Wrap-up 10/26/97 -- Morgan and Lydia Part II 10/19/97 -- Morgan and Lydia 10/12/97 -- October Days 10/5/97 -- This Web Page is Not Government Approved 9/28/97 -- On The Bridge Part II 9/21/97 -- On The Bridge 9/14/97 -- Emmy Fever 9/7/97 -- Kibbles and Bits 8/31/97 -- Diana 8/24/97 -- Family Matters 8/17/97 -- Dodger Dreams Pt. Two 8/10/97 -- Dodger Dreams 8/3/97 -- A Little Bit of This ... 7/27/97 -- Things I Can Cook 7/20/97 -- Blank Pages 7/13/97 -- Views on the Game of Dating 7/6/97 -- You Make the Call! 6/29/97 -- Sound Bites 6/22/97 -- Not Much to Say 6/15/97 -- The Twain Meets 6/8/97 -- Things That Make L.A. Cool 6/1/97 -- A Guy-a-thon for Alec 5/25/97 -- The Lost Holiday 5/18/97 -- More Things 5/11/97 -- Not Feeling Deeply Blue 5/4/97 -- Excuse Me Ma'am, There's Vermin In Your Hair 4/27/97 -- May I Have My Television Back? 4/20/97 -- Golfing With Chachi 4/13/97 -- Two Stories, and Chicken 4/6/97 -- Let the Hype Begin! 3/30/97 -- Thanks, Cultists! 3/23/97 -- Inside @LA.COM 3/16/97 -- I Hate Elmo 3/9/97 -- Just What the Hell are "The Rules" Anyway? 3/2/97 -- Dodging Shell Casings in my Neighborhood 2/23/97 -- A Tribute to Larry King 2/16/97 -- Happy Damn Valentine's Day 2/9/97 -- Take Your V-Chip and ... 2/2/97 -- Bonus! On the Edge of 30 2/2/97 -- They Changed My Childhood 1/27/97 -- A Super Zany Weekend 1/20/97 -- On the Marriage of Frank Warren and Christina Allison 1/13/97 -- Not a Bachelor Party 1/6/97 -- Resolved Something new for you every week, or your money back! Last updated September 20, 1998